So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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