i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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