You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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