dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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