i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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