No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
high people should be assigned attendants
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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