Walk of Shame. In a state park.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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