My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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