We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Still dying that you shit outside
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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