worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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