Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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