Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Shame is for Republicans.
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