White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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