She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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