It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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