I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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