5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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