You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
