thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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