If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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