I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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