Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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