we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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