there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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