hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
she peed on how many people?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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