This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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