Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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