We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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