I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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