Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
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