Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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