How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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