I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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