from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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