I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
