another moral hangover. fuck.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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