so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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