Buhtt sex?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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