That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I have feelings that need drinking.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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