No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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