Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
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do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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