I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
