I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.