Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(828): View more from North Carolina

can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.

(919): View more from North Carolina

wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!

(828): View more from North Carolina

i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(828): can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later. (919): wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here! (828): i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa. http://tfl.nu/e72d

Replies (2) Good night (1118) Bad night (935)
Favorite
(209): View more from California

do you want me to make hamburgers?

(541): View more from Oregon

i'm vegan

(209): View more from California

i'll put lettuce on them

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(209): do you want me to make hamburgers? (541): i'm vegan (209): i'll put lettuce on them http://tfl.nu/hb72

Replies (37) Good night (7780) Bad night (1167)
Favorite
(786): View more from Florida

I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(786): I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying. http://tfl.nu/xg19

Replies (13) Good night (801) Bad night (5129)
Favorite
(773): View more from Illinois

grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(773): grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet. http://tfl.nu/onit

Replies (20) Good night (5228) Bad night (1370)
Favorite
(919): View more from North Carolina

I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(919): I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was http://tfl.nu/prge

Replies (6) Good night (3207) Bad night (1139)
Favorite
(225): View more from Louisiana

all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(225): all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices. http://tfl.nu/vgow

Replies (31) Good night (7595) Bad night (1387)
Favorite
(858): View more from California

this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me

(619): View more from California

that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(858): this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me (619): that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box. http://tfl.nu/s7vm

Replies (7) Good night (1782) Bad night (909)
Favorite
(317): View more from Indiana

I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(317): I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you." http://tfl.nu/oa2r

Replies (13) Good night (4082) Bad night (840)
Favorite
(+44): View more from United Kingdom

he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+44): he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest" http://tfl.nu/pc1a

Replies (5) Good night (602) Bad night (1768)
Favorite
(616): View more from Michigan

youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(616): youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for. http://tfl.nu/hm3o

Replies (7) Good night (1103) Bad night (621)
Favorite
(850): View more from Florida

I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(850): I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up http://tfl.nu/4e9b

Replies (3) Good night (692) Bad night (409)
Favorite
(404): View more from Georgia

He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(404): He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind? http://tfl.nu/kg6f

Replies (9) Good night (1085) Bad night (457)
Favorite
(623): View more from Arizona

There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(623): There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence. http://tfl.nu/2ktx

Replies (2) Good night (956) Bad night (371)
Favorite
(519): View more from Ontario

You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(519): You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP. http://tfl.nu/5qgm

Replies (1) Good night (535) Bad night (229)
Favorite
(248): View more from Michigan

We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(248): We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through. http://tfl.nu/hn3l

Replies (0) Good night (552) Bad night (227)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard