If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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