I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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