Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Randomize
