Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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