called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
