I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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