My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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