if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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