Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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