ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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