just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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