i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
last night I used snow as a chaser
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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