accomplished twins. life is a go
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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