Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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