Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
time to smoke my breakfast
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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