Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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